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CHORIZO DEALER TEE
CHORIZO DEALER TEE
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Certified. Grease-tested. Questionable business model.
The Chorizo Dealer Tee is a hilarious spin on “dealing”—just not the kind you think.
No shady corners. No sketchy exchanges.
Just straight-up sausage slinging with a side of attitude.
“100% Grease Resistance. For hands-on deals.”
Yeah… you already get it.
MADE FOR:
- Grill masters and backyard legends
- People who appreciate dumb-smart humor
- Anyone who likes their jokes bold and a little inappropriate
BUILT TO LAST
- Premium cotton blend — soft, breathable, not cheap
- Athletic fit — clean cut, not boxy
- Durable print that holds up through wear, washes, and cookouts
WHY IT HITS
It walks that perfect line—looks serious at first glance… then lands the joke.
FINAL WORD
Not that kind of dealer.
But still making moves.
Meat with benefits. No apologies.
- 60% combed ringspun cotton/40% polyester jersey
- slightly heathered
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||
| BODY LENGTH | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | ||
| BODY WIDTH | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 53 | 56 |
Exchanges & Returns
Exchanges & Returns
Exchanges and Returns are valid for a full 30 days from the date of your purchase.
In order to be eligible for a full refund or exchange, items must be unused and in the condition in which you received them.
Once return or exchange has been received your order will be inspected to insure that item or items conform to above listed requirements. You will be notified via email on the status of your return/exchange.
Shipping: Shipping charges are non-refundable. You will be responsible for paying the shipping charges back to us for your return/exchange.
It is suggested that any return shipments are shipped via traceable shipping methods as we will not be responsible for lost packages. Orders over $50.00 are recommended (not required) to be insured.
