{"product_id":"chorizo-dealer-tee","title":"CHORIZO DEALER TEE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCertified. Grease-tested. Questionable business model.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eChorizo Dealer Tee\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis a hilarious spin on “dealing”—just not the kind you think.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo shady corners. No sketchy exchanges.\u003cbr\u003eJust straight-up sausage slinging with a side of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“100% Grease Resistance. 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